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The fifth vital sign is …

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If you ask a nurse what the four vital signs are, you’ll get a fairly standard response:

  • Heart rate, e.g. 60 bpm
  • Blood pressure, e.g. 120/80 mmHg
  • Temperature, e.g. 36ºC
  • Respiratory rate, e.g. 12–20 per minute

But the “fifth vital sign” has been defined by different teachers that I’ve had in at least four different ways. I have had at least one nursing professor tell me explicitly that each of the following is the “fifth vital sign”:

  • Pain, e.g. 2/10 (PQRSTU)
  • O2 saturation, e.g. 97%
  • Alertness and orientation
  • Comfort, appraised subjectively by the patient

Has anyone else been told by a nursing professor that something else is the fifth vital sign?


Weird thing to find in my readings for “Health and Physical Assessment”

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My textbook for “Health and Physical Assessment” is called Physical Examination and Health Assessment (first Canadian edition) by Carolyn Jarvis. I’ve only done two readings from it, and it’s mostly what I expect. Largely, it’s written in a very scientific tone. It’s a textbook about anatomy, some common forms of illness, and techniques on how to assess a patient.

What’s surprising is something I found right in the middle of chapter 18, (thorax and lungs). The author uses an emotive, almost poetic voice to describe the baby’s first breath:

Breath is life. When the newborn inhales the first breath, the lusty cry that follows reassures anxious parents that their baby is all right.

(Jarvis, C. Physical Examination and Health Assessment. First Canadian Edition. p. 442)

The chapter continues immediately afterward in its characteristic, professional manner for the rest of the chapter, as if nothing happened. I read it, and had to go back to make sure that I didn’t imagine it. I don’t even know what they’re trying to get at with the whole “breath is life” thing. It’s almost philosophical, but then there’s no content there.

Just weird, that’s all.


Sometimes trying to understand nursing can be realwise doubleplusungood

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Before I start on this rant, I want to clarify that I’m not suggesting that nursing be “medicalised,” or that the role of nursing be expanded to include diagnosis and treatment of illness. In fact, I think it’s a good thing that there is a discipline for caring for patients, namely nursing, and a separate one for diagnosis/treatment, namely medicine. These are different and complimentary roles, and I wouldn’t want to be burdened with the responsibility of diagnosing and treating the illness as a nurse. After all, if the nurse is busy doing diagnosis and treatment, who will be doing the nursing?

That said, I’m confused about something that’s come up a number of times in different contexts in nursing school—it’s the fact that nurses have to pretend that they don’t know what’s going on if anyone asks, but they are responsible for acting as if they do. A nurse is not allowed to diagnose an ear infection, a broken leg or a heart attack for example. If a nurse did that, she would be overstepping what she is licensed to do.

I think an example will help to clarify: It is well within a nurse’s responsibilities in certain contexts to triage patients in order of medical priority. Imagine a case in which three patients arrive at the emergency room to be assessed and prioritised by the intake nurse. One patient has the signs and symptoms of an ear infection. The second patient has an obviously broken leg. (Imagine the patient is in extreme pain and the leg is bent at a 90º angle half-way down the shin.) The third patient has all the tell-tale signs of a heart attack, like chest pain, distress, tingling down the left arm, light-headedness, etc.

In such a case, the nurse would be responsible for making sure that the third patient (the one with the heart attack) was given priority and taken to see a doctor immediately. The nurse would then refer the patient with the broken leg to radiology or something, and then a doctor would have the bone set and put in a cast. The first patient, the one with the ear infection, would have to wait until the others were treated before getting what she needs—probably just a prescription for antibiotics. If the nurse gets the order of priority wrong, she will be held responsible for the consequences.

The confusing part about this whole process is that a nurse has to simultaneously think about balancing the medical priority of the three patients while being careful to remain intentionally agnostic about what it is exactly that is afflicting each of the patients.

The nurse can’t just say, “You have an ear infection,” or “You have a broken bone.” Those are diagnoses. Doctors make diagnoses. Nurses can’t make diagnoses. But the nurse has to prioritise and execute her practice as if she did know that the one patient was having a heart attack and the other was having an ear infection.

This is of course, something of a simplification. In certain contexts, nurses can make what are called “nursing diagnoses.” Unfortunately, this concept doesn’t clarify anything for me. I asked a professor of mine to give me an example of one. She said that a nurse could pronounce a nursing diagnosis of “failure to oxygenate” in the circumstance that the patient was having difficulty breathing, complained of shortness of breath and had an O2-sat of 60% or something. The problem with the concept of a “nursing diagnosis” (at least for me) is that I would be more likely to call “failure to oxygenate” a “sign” (an externally observable indicator of the state of a person’s health) rather than a “diagnosis.”

But the point remains that after assessing a patient, if the patient asks, “Am I having a heart attack?” a nurse would have to respond with something like, “Due to the legal constraints on my licensure as a nurse, I can neither confirm nor deny that you are having a heart attack,” but at the same time, she would need to act as if she knew that the patient was having a heart attack and prioritise her care accordingly, on pain of legal repercussions.

I think I’ve heard of this before.

To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, … to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself—that was the ultimate subtlety; consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word ‘doublethink’ involved the use of doublethink.

(Orwell, George (1949). Nineteen Eighty-Four. Martin Secker & Warburg Ltd, London, part 1, chapter 3, pp 32)

Ahh, that’s what it is! Doublethink! Now I remember. This is, as they say, realwise doubleplusungood.

It might be crimethink to say this as a health care professional (am I allowed to call myself that yet?), but I guess I just have an intuition that the world won’t end if nurses are allowed to actually diagnose certain things under certain circumstances. I’m not saying that because I would want to change the role of nurses or to take territory away from doctors, but rather because I want to allow nurses to be able to execute their own practice—that of caring for the patient—without having to go through all that doublethink.

So, how does my claim that nurses should be able to diagnose certain things square with my original disclaimer that I don’t want to change the role of nurses? Here’s how I make it fit in my head: There are some things (like an obviously broken leg) that a nurse would be more than qualified to identify and yes, even diagnose without any further training. (There are other things that a nurse is not capable of diagnosing, and I’m not suggesting that nurses be trained to be able to diagnose cancer or anything so extreme as that.)

When would a nurse go about making a diagnosis? Only when it is necessary for her to do in the context of her role in providing care for the patient as a nurse.

For example, after an assessment, a nurse often needs to perform certain interventions as a part of her role. These may include referring to other practitioners, engaging in conversation, providing education, reflecting strengths, or assigning priority, as in the triage example above. For these interventions, it is often tricky to come up with a rational way to justify one’s actions without reference to the patient’s illness. I would much rather be able to say “the reason for this intervention is the patient’s infection” than “the reason for this intervention is something that I’m not legally allowed to say much about.”


Back to school

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Today is the first day back to school after the break! Hooray! I’m feeling good about it. Things are actually going well for me for right now. Here’s all the good things happening to me that I can think of:

  • I got a notice saying that the paper I helped to write last year made it past 2 of 3 rounds of cuts for the journal Science, and so it stands a good chance of making it in and being published.
  • Also, there are now curtains in my bedroom, so I will be able to sleep better!
  • The weird red patches of skin on my face and hands have pretty much disappeared. I attribute their existence to dry skin and their disappearance to the turning on of the humidifier in my apartment.
  • The School of Nursing at McGill assures me that the OIIQ situation will be resolved, and that I don’t need to do anything about it. McGill is probably not a cash-for-degrees scam.
  • I’m starting two brand-new clinical rotations! Anything could happen!
  • OSAP has formally apologised for their treatment of me last semester.
  • Actually that last one was a joke. They still haven’t sent me my student loan yet, but I have been given every assurance that they will.

I have decided that this semester is going to be wonderful, and that none of the bad things from last semester will happen. I’m going to enjoy my new bunch of classes and I’m not going to stress out over money.


How being gay is like being Batman

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If you have friends who are evangelical Christians, you may have noticed that they are generally fine watching television shows or movies with characters who are gay. This may seem difficult to reconcile with the fact that often it’s the same evangelicals who have a hard time dealing with gay people in real life.

After discussing this with Pickles, we decided that this is similar to their attitude toward Batman. Evangelicals like watching Batman on the television, but if a friend starts experimenting with being Batman (i.e. going out at night wearing a spandex outfit to punch criminals, etc.), they get concerned.


My computer is messed up

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Computer is messed up

Computer is messed up

Meet my computer, Fermat. Fermat is an old computer. I bought it in 2006, and it’s been through a lot. I’ve started to notice a number of funny things that it does. I like to think of them as quirks of old age, rather than as bugs.

For example, I noticed recently that the green light that normally indicates when the camera is on sometimes turns on even when the camera is off. In fact, it will stay on even though I restart the computer in an effort to turn it off. See attached photo.

It’s kind of creepy, like Fermat is watching me, even though I tell it not to.


How to turn a car covered in a white tarp into a Super Mario Bros. ghost

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Boo car

Boo car

There is a car in the garage in my apartment building that has had a white tarp over it for the last few weeks.

Yielding to temptation, my little sister and I taped eyes, mouth and wings to it, to turn it into a ghost from Super Mario.

We’ll gauge how much the owner of the car appreciates it by how long it stays up.

You too can turn a car (or anything really) covered in a white tarp into a Super Mario Bros. ghost!

Step 1: download and print eyes, mouth, and wings.

Step 2: affix to tarp with tape.

Step 3: take photos.

You have now committed the perfect crime.


Is McGill a “cash for degrees” scam?

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Today I received the following letter in the post from the OIIQ (the Order of nurses and man-nurses of Québec) which I will quote at length.

Le 22 décembre 2011

Monsieur Benjamin Gregory Carlisle,

Subject: Return of your registration certificate

Your name did not appear on the lists of students registered in nursing that we received from the educational institutions. Accordingly, please return your registration certificate as soon as possible in the enclosed return envelope.

Conversely, if you are still registered, contact your educational institution without delay so that they may confirm that information to us.

For any inquiry, please contact the Registrar’s Office.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Regards

This sort of thing makes me wonder at what point I should start thinking that I fell for one of those “cash for degrees” scams. On the one hand, the classes that I took were held in buildings on the McGill campus, but on the other hand, I don’t think I ever asked my teachers for proof that they work for McGill. In fact, if I wasn’t actually enrolled at McGill, that might explain the terrible difficulty I’ve been having with Financial Aid at McGill and with OSAP.

I sent an email to the administrative assistant for nursing at McGill, but she is out of the office until January 9th. I guess I’ll find out then what’s going on.


Visions of sugar plums

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Last night I dreamed I was a student nurse in an acute care hospital and discovered a velociraptor outbreak cover-up but no one believed me because I was just a student.

(By the way, Pickles says that “velociraptor outbreak coverup” are the three words that every nurse hopes she never hears together.)

“Mike! The dinosaurs will eat you for sure! You’re so tall!” And the next thing I remember is holding a crying classmate.

It was pretty vivid. I still remember the moment when the head nurse suspected that I knew what was up. “Hey, these bites sure don’t look self-inflicted.”

After that, it was all running and hiding in the hospital. This is what nursing students dream about on Christmas Eve, apparently.


Reflexion on Quidditch World Cup V

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McGill Beaters

McGill Beaters

The final results of Quidditch World Cup V were released on Monday of this week. McGill placed 15th! (I have to say I’m proud of our team. Is there any other sport in which McGill University can claim a spot in the top 15 in the world?)

Looking forward to future seasons of Quidditch, there’s something that happened at the World Cup that I would like to have clarified. It’s not the seeker floor controversy, or even the new gender ratio rule that I’d like to discuss. I’m worried about a beater strategy that I saw one particular team use in a number of games at the World Cup.

Here’s a crash course in being a beater, for those of you who are less familiar with the position:

  • A beater’s role is to regulate the flow of the game by “knocking out” players of the opposing team using a bludger
  • There are four beaters on the field at any one time—two from each team
  • There are three bludgers on the field at any one time
  • A beater cannot handle more than one bludger at a time (this means holding a bludger and kicking another one would be illegal)
  • If one team has two bludgers, they cannot guard the third bludger

Here’s what the team was doing. If they had possession of two bludgers, one beater would drop his bludger at his hoops, and the second beater would guard it. The first beater would then try to take the third bludger from the other team, effectively removing a bludger from play. (In fact, I also saw occasions where the second beater kicked the guarded bludger while still holding her own if the other team tried to recover it.)

Bludger-kicking aside, this seemed like a dirty strategy to me. I always thought that the spirit of the third bludger rule is that there should be three bludgers in play at all times, and this sort of tactic flies in the face of that. I’d like to have an authoritative word on whether this is legal or not. The official IQA handbook (v. 5) does not mention this sort of strategy at all, so it might be legal, but then the point of the third bludger rule seems to be that all three bludgers are in play. If this sort of strategy is allowed, it effectively removes beaters from the game, making it an all-chaser game. I’m not sure that anyone would want that.

It would be nice to know whether this is legal—one way or the other—for training purposes as we look forward to World Cup VI. If it is legal, we can start training for teams who use this strategy, and if it’s not, then we can continue to focus on other beater tactics.


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