by Murph E.
Last night I dreamed I was a student nurse in an acute care hospital and discovered a velociraptor outbreak cover-up but no one believed me because I was just a student.
(By the way, Pickles says that “velociraptor outbreak coverup” are the three words that every nurse hopes she never hears together.)
“Mike! The dinosaurs will eat you for sure! You’re so tall!” And the next thing I remember is holding a crying classmate.
It was pretty vivid. I still remember the moment when the head nurse suspected that I knew what was up. “Hey, these bites sure don’t look self-inflicted.”
After that, it was all running and hiding in the hospital. This is what nursing students dream about on Christmas Eve, apparently.
