I’ve noticed a trend in the news from Montréal this week

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I've noticed a trend in Montréal this week

I've noticed a trend in Montréal this week

I have noticed a trend in the news regarding Montréal, where I live.

  • Monday: A 25-tonne concrete beam crashed from the roof of a tunnel on the Ville-Marie expressway.
  • Tuesday: A giant pothole, at least 1.5 m deep and 4.5 m wide opened up on Ontario Street. According to CBC, “The city says the ground gave away beneath the asphalt, causing the hole to appear.”
  • Wednesday: A bus got stuck in an entirely different giant pothole in Montréal East.

Do they really expect us to believe that holes in the ground are just opening up by themselves all over Montréal?

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think it’s safe to assume at this point that this is the work of a super-villain. I’m thinking it’s either the bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Stabber?) or the one from the end of the Incredibles (the Underminer?). They both used an underground drilly machine to move around, as I recall.

 

BibTeX

@online{bgcarlisle2011-2035,
    title = {I’ve noticed a trend in the news from Montréal this week},
    journaltitle = {The Grey Literature},
    author = {Benjamin Gregory Carlisle},
    address = {Montreal, Canada},
    date = 2011-08-3,
    url = {https://www.bgcarlisle.com/blog/2011/08/03/ive-noticed-a-trend-in-the-news-from-montreal-this-week/}
}

MLA

Carlisle, Benjamin Gregory. "I’ve noticed a trend in the news from Montréal this week" Web blog post. The Grey Literature. 03 Aug 2011. Web. 21 Feb 2019. <https://www.bgcarlisle.com/blog/2011/08/03/ive-noticed-a-trend-in-the-news-from-montreal-this-week/>

APA

Carlisle, Benjamin Gregory. (2011, Aug 03). I’ve noticed a trend in the news from Montréal this week [Web log post]. Retrieved from https://www.bgcarlisle.com/blog/2011/08/03/ive-noticed-a-trend-in-the-news-from-montreal-this-week/

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